CEO Friday: Why we don’t hire .NET programmers

Written by David Barrett
March 25, 2011 at 7:00 am
Posted in CEO Friday, Job
Original Post URL: http://blog.expensify.com/2011/03/25/ceo-friday-why-we-dont-hire-net-programmers/






As you might know, we’re hiring the best programmers in the world. Sure, everyone says that. But my coders will beat up your coders, any day of the week. For example, Mich is barely 5 foot tall, but is a competitive fencer. Witold is a 6’3″ former professional hockey player. Nate practices knife fighting for fun. And they’re pretty decent programmers, too.

But finding such people is more than a full time job. Indeed, I spend about half my time on it, while Lisa spends about all hers. And on top of that we have an army of recruiters out scouring the globe, leaving no resume unturned. Taken all together, this creates a lot of resumes. So many that we don’t look at them, because resumes — let’s be honest — are totally worthless. Rather, we pay all our attention to a few key questions we ask every candidate, each aiming at uncovering a single key point: is this someone we really want to work with?

See, experience is cheap. All it takes is time. Skill is harder, but really only requires hard work — a lot of people can get that. But attitude. You either have it, or you don’t. The right sort of person is so passionate about coding, they can’t be stopped from doing it. They typically started before high school — sometimes before middle school — and never looked back. They write everything from assembly to jQuery, on PCs to mobile phones, doing hard core computer graphics to high level social networking. They’ve tried everything.

Everything, that is, but .NET.

Now let me clarify — .NET is a dandy language. It’s modern, it’s fancy, it’s got all the bells and whistles. And if you’re doing Windows Mobile 7 apps (which the stats suggest you aren’t), it’s your only choice. But choosing .NET is a choice, and whenever anybody does it, I can’t help but ask “why?”

Don’t get me wrong: .NET on your resume isn’t an instant showstopper. But it will definitely raise questions during the phone screen, for reasons that are best explained by simile:

Programming with .NET is like cooking in a McDonalds kitchen. It is full of amazing tools that automate absolutely everything. Just press the right button and follow the beeping lights, and you can churn out flawless 1.6 oz burgers faster than anybody else on the planet.

However, if you need to make a 1.7 oz burger, you simply can’t. There’s no button for it. The patties are pre-formed in the wrong size. They start out frozen so they can’t be smushed up and reformed, and the thawing machine is so tightly integrated with the cooking machine that there’s no way to intercept it between the two. A McDonalds kitchen makes exactly what’s on the McDonalds menu — and does so in an absolutely foolproof fashion. But it can’t go off the menu, and any attempt to bend the machine to your will just breaks it such that it needs to be sent back to the factory for repairs.

Instead, we look for a very different sort of person. The sort of person who grew up cooking squirrels over a campfire with sharpened sticks — squirrels they caught and skinned while scavenging in the deep forests for survival. We don’t want a short order chef, we want a Lord of the Flies, carried by wolves into civilization and raised in a French kitchen full of copper-bottomed pots and fresh-picked herbs. We need people who can not only cook burgers, but cook anything, from scratch.

See, Microsoft very intentionally (and very successfully) created .NET to be as different as possible from everything else out there, keeping the programmer far away from the details such that they’re wholly and utterly dependent on Microsoft’s truly amazing suite of programming tools to do all the thinking for them. Microsoft started down this path when they were the only game in town, explicitly to maintain their monopoly by making it as hard as possible to either port Windows apps to non-Windows platforms, or to even conceive of how to do it in the first place.

This decision — or this mandate for incompatibility, perhaps — has produced countless ramifications. Small things, like using backslashes in file paths rather than forward slashes like any dignified OS., or using a left-handed coordinate system with DirectX instead of right-handed as was used since the dawn of computer graphics. Big things, like obscuring the networking stack under so many countless layers of abstraction that it’s virtually impossible to even imagine what bytes are actually going over the wire. And a thousand other things in between: programming tools that generate a dozen complex files before you even write your first line of code, expensive servers that force a remote GUI terminal on you to do essentially anything despite a few keystrokes being perfectly adequate for everybody else, a programming culture almost allergic to open source licensing. The list goes on and on.

None of this makes you a “bad programmer”. All these differences are perfectly irrelevant if you just want to make 1.6 oz burgers as fast as possible, and commit the rest of your career to an endless series of McDonalds menus. But every day spent in that kitchen is a day NOT spent in a real kitchen, learning how to cook real food, and write real code.

Even worse, every day spent learning a Microsoft kitchen takes TWO days to unlearn, meaning once you get a reasonable way down the .NET career path, there is almost no going back. You become so steeped in tools and techniques that have absolutely no relevance outside of .NET that you are actually less valuable to a startup than had you just taken a long nap.

So what’s the moral of this whole story? Two things:

If you ever want to work in a startup, avoid .NET. It does you no favors.
If you are a startup looking to hire really excellent people, take notice of .NET on a resume, and ask why it’s there.

It might sound harsh, and it is. But sometimes we only have squirrels to eat, and we need them to taste good.

-david (Follow us at https://twitter.com/expensify)

Saturday edit: Wow, this post has hit quite a nerve. Had I known it was going to take the internet by storm I probably would have been a bit more careful with my word choice (especially referring to .NET as a language, doh!). But just to clarify a couple points, 24-hours into the storm:

Yes, .NET developers are great at what they do. It’s the most modern platform for application development on the planet. Microsoft has always produced the best tools for building internal business applications, and .NET is their masterpiece. There’s a reason why they own that space; they earned it. That space employs millions of people, and those people are unquestionably the masters at what they do.
But what they do is very, very rarely startups. I’m sorry if that sounds offensive, but that’s a simple fact. You can measure this yourself: go to any list of startups, maybe look at YCombinator’s recent graduate class, or Scoble’s list of picks for 2010, or Sequoia’s list of seed companies — or go find a list you like better. Do a curl (or your .NET equivalent) on each domain, and see how many are running a Windows server: I think you’ll find the fraction very small. Don’t get me wrong: there are a lot of people who aren’t interested in working at a startup, for a lot of very valid reasons. But if you are the odd person who is interested, it’s worth asking: why do so few use .NET?
Because .NET is designed to extend, not disrupt. The same could largely be said about J2EE, but in general anybody who “grows up” with these self-contained, highly-automated platforms can’t help but view computers in a different way than those who start from a lower, less automated, more difficult level. (As one of the coherent commentators says below, Joel Spolsky himself laments schools teaching Java with the same basic reasoning of my article above, albeit more diplomatically stated.) .NET is designed to tightly integrate with and seamlessly extend the Microsoft stack in extremely powerful but ultimately incremental ways. Again, there’s nothing wrong about that if that’s what you want to do. But if that’s not what you want to do, then .NET probably isn’t the right choice, as evidenced by how few people in the startup world choose it.

Again, this isn’t a rant against .NET — it’s fine. It’s not even a rant against .NET developers being incapable of learning — they can learn as well as anyone. It’s a rant against .NET teaching the wrong things for startups. And about how people who use it for too long, can’t help but learn those things. This is a rant about how startups, by definition, need to think of things from new angles, and those angles typically don’t involve .NET.

Anyway, I was going to leave all this to blow over before making any comments in a follow-up post next Friday. Indeed, for all the outrage and fury, this is actually common knowledge amongst startups, and I was going to support that with a bit more data to win over the skeptics (at least, those who were open to listening).

But I’ve seen some recent comments that this post might have upset and offended the SMB community that we serve, and that I cannot abide. For that, I’m truly sorry. As someone who grew up using and ultimately becoming frustrated with the limitations of Microsoft tools, and grew up submitting and hating small-business expense reports, I hope I can convince you that we’re fighting for the same goals. Even if our tools and techniques might differ wildly.

Sunday edit: Incredible that this post is still going strong, on a weekend no less. But what’s most interesting is how the comments have gradually shifted over time. Granted, me even pointing this out will probably have an effect on comments going forward, but the general trend has been:

First wave: Raw, incoherent hate, constructed from near-pure profanity. I took the liberty of deleting most of this, as this is a PG-13 site. Perhaps 1% of the first wave agreed with me.
Second wave: “Reasoned” hate, though most of that reasoning was done by extrapolating my misuse of one word (“language” instead of “platform”) into every conceivable sin. I’d say maybe 15% of the second wave agreed with me (if weighted by actual coherent text).
Third wave: A very heated discussion. It would appear that every possible insult had already been slung so there was nothing left to do but actually discuss the merits of the post. I’d say maybe 25% of the third wave agreed with me.

It’s harder to get a sense of agreement/disagreement from Twitter as most people just retweet without comment. But I’d say those who do make comments have fit the rough curve above.

Run PHP on the Google App Engine

PHP on GAE

Google launched their Google App Engine (GAE) a year ago. The free hosting in App Engine is allocated 500 MB of persistent storage and enough CPU and bandwidth for about 5 million page views a month. Also, if you really want more you can see pricing plans.

GAE will support Java going forward. Unfortunately PHP support on the App Engine is still left as the top item in the wishlist. So until Google announces their official PHP support we have a workaround to run PHP using Quercus. Quercus is basically a 100% Java implementation of the PHP language (requires JDK 1.5). Since the App Engine now supports Java this means we can use Quercus to run PHP scripts on the App Engine.

So all you need to use the GAE and run PHP
1) Register a free account.
2) Download this file to your computer.
3) Edit application XML tag in the file war\WEB-INF\appengine-web.xml to the name of the application you have registered.
4) Finally upload your application. I downloaded Google App Engine SDK for Java and use the following command in windows.
appcfg.cmd update C:\projects\phpwithjava\war

To see this in action just visit:
http://phpwithjava.appspot.com/webdigi.php and http://phpwithjava.appspot.com/info.php

NOTE: phpwithjava is my app name with GAE. Image by Aral Balkan.

Original Post URL: http://www.webdigi.co.uk/blog/2009/run-php-on-the-google-app-engine/

How to Remove Spaces From a Text Field

This page shows you how to remove spaces from a text field. Any spaces entered by the user will be removed when they click anywhere outside the text field. Try it here:

Step 1

Add the following code to your head:


Step 2

Use the following code for your text field:




The Changing Face of ERP Software



By Susan J. Campbell, TMCnet Contributing Editor

Business today has changed from what it was just a few short years ago. Companies no longer rely solely on on-premise solutions and capabilities to drive innovation. Cloud-based solutions are gaining ground as way to enable organizations to gain access to greater functionality. One platform making waves in the cloud environment is ERP software. The Aplicor Cloud Suite 7 is a platform designed to integrate the back and front office business processes so that users can work intuitively.

The business environment today is no longer a “buy everything” environment where ERP software implementations need to rely on extensive computer systems, software and underlying technology stacks. Now, companies can implement only what they need, customizing as necessary and using only the features and functionality that will actually benefit the organization. This move to the subscription based model not only ensures users have access to the latest tools; they also can easily manage and scale according to their needs.

In the technology sector, moving to a subscription based model changes the rules. Perhaps the most obvious – and significant – difference is that the customer has more power. Vendors used to be able to rule the roost in a way as their proprietary approach often dictated that customers implement all of their solutions for optimal integration. Today, ERP software from Oracle (News - Alert) can easily fit into a NetSuite environment. As a result, it is important for vendors to be attentive to customer needs, proactively interacting to protect their relationships.

Accessing ERP software through the on-demand approach can be very beneficial for companies. For one, nothing on the subscription list will get old or break down. The ERP software put in place will be automatically updated in real-time on the provider’s servers and improvements appear instantaneously for the customer. Manageable monthly payments ensure that the company can manage the platform according to their budgetary requirements.

When moving ERP software to the cloud, companies gain considerable agility and flexibility so they can jump on opportunities in the marketplace as they arise. ERP software platforms finding their competitive advantage will offer systems and capabilities that enable companies to take advantage of opportunities through adaptive structuring.
Leveraging ERP software in the cloud also provides the enterprise or small business with considerable scalability and customization. When challenged with larger demands, the ERP software platform can be ramped up accordingly. And, when specific needs are in place, the solution or application can be customized to meet the unique needs of that organization.


Susan J. Campbell is a contributing editor for TMCnet and has also written for eastbiz.com.

Tips on using Windows PC

Windows PC

1. Concatenate Multiple Text Files in Windows:

You have a directory full of log files that you want to import into Excel or a database so you can do some processing on them… but there are hundreds of files… how do you make them into a single file?

copy /a *.log aggregate.txt

2. How to delete a large folder of a large number of files?
(1) Command Line:
rmdir /s /q "My Apps"
rmdir /s /q "My Documents"
rmdir /s /q "My Pictures"
rmdir /s /q "My Work Files”


(2) Windows Explorer:
Select the folder and then hold down the Shift key and then Delete. You'll be prompted about permanently deleting the files. No recycle bin should speed this up.

3. How to change Windows Command Line Prompt Default Location?
Run --> regedit.exe
HKEY_CURRENT_USER \ Software \ Microsoft \ Command Processor
Add a new String Value in the right pane:
Name: Autorun
Value: CD /d C:\foldername